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BIG BOOTS. QUESTIONABLE FOOTWORK.

Moonstomp.

One step beyond sensible.

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THE DOCKSIDE DANCE1.00×0 / 12 stomps
Big boots. Questionable footwork.

Your groove. Your stopping point.

Next slab risk: 8.0%Next stomp: 1.05×
YOUR KROAKENS
1,000.00 krk
Free demo · Play money onlyExcellent boots. Untested knees.
Fred in cuffed jeans, white shirt, braces and oxblood boots
FRED’S EXPERT OPINION

“That crack? Bassline.”

How to make a terrible decision
  1. Fund the footwork. Choose a seed of at least 1 krk, up to your balance and the demo’s 1,000,000 krk seed limit. The first stomp starts the round and spends the seed.
  2. Keep the groove. Each safe landing increases your multiplier. Later slabs are more likely to collapse.
  3. Bank the groove. After any safe stomp, collect seed × displayed multiplier. The total includes your seed. Completing all twelve stomps banks automatically.
  4. Miss a step? The paving drops Fred into the harbour. The seed and unbanked reward are lost. Fred resurfaces with seaweed and wounded pride.

This is a single-player browser demo. Switching tabs pauses the dance and soundtrack. Animation and music do not predict a collapse. Calm visuals reduces motion; reduced-motion device preferences are respected. Sound is off until enabled.

The numbers behind the nonsense
12 stomps97% return before rounding8% first-step risk1,000 krk starting balance
Safe stompsChance to reachBank multiplier
192.00%1.05×
283.32%1.16×
374.03%1.31×
464.30%1.50×
554.33%1.78×
644.39%2.18×
734.80%2.78×
825.93%3.74×
918.13%5.34×
1011.70%8.29×
116.80%14.26×
123.44%28.19×

Collapse chance on stomp N is min(75%, 8% × 1.18^(N − 1)). Survival is the product of all preceding safe-step chances. Raw payout multiplier is 0.97 / survival. Multipliers and payouts round down to two decimals, making actual theoretical return slightly below 97%. A fresh independent cryptographic random result determines each stomp. Original prototype rules, no certified statistics or server verification. No real-money play.

More Fred. More questionable choices.

Kroakens have no monetary value. No deposits, purchases, or cash prizes.